Gawd, Twitter is going SO MAINSTREAM now, it’s EVERYWHERE (hello Oprah!). So when you, too, join Twitter and go through the secondary stage of utter infatuation (after the “Hello? I don’t know why I’m doing this. Is anyone out there?” stage), you will appreciate these two instructional videos. This is who you will be in two months. Trust me. In fact, write me back and tell me how much sleep you’ve lost.
Worry not…it will pass. At least for a little while, until you discover Blip.fm and other instant gratification ego-love-fests. Until then, ENJOY! As long as Twitter isn’t…y’know…DOWN! 
And here’s part TWO:
TWEEEEEEEEEET!
Oh, also? FOLLOW ME!
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I’m sitting on the express bus home using my Blackberry. Dumb thing won’t let me see the videos. Gah!